A quick trio of bits on the Wii's questionable safety record:

• The Japanese Wii safety manual apparently attempts to compensate for the rash of American incidents by being rediculously, rediculously safety-oriented...
• The opens the door for hilarious and not-too-far-off-from-the-real-thing spoofs
• Despite all of this, the first Japanese Wii TV casualty has been reported, to the tune of $2000 worth of repairs. Oy.