This is probably safe for work. Unless you've got a boss who can ready tiny text at great distances.

A while ago, maybe 5 or so years, I ran across this great webcomic called Nestacos. It then disappeared. It featured pixelated sprites from NES games, the characters we all know and love, saying and doing nasty, horrible, awful, hilarious things. Like Megaman having passionate sex with Hello Kitty. Everyone wanting to get all up on Samus. Luigi leaking a sex tape of him and Peach to Mario. And so on.

And bless Flickr's bits, I found the whole series. Right here, in the creator's Flickr account!

I'm the best!