Open the Valve, and you get...
...a real faceful. Seriously, ouch, ouch, ouch. I mean, how do you recover from things like:
"Gabe Newell suggested that Sony should scrap plans to release PS3 and develop an entirely new system."
This from the daddy of Half-Life. NOT small potatoes. Also, notably:
"'The happy story is the Wii,' he added. 'I’m betting that by Christmas of next year, the Wii has a larger installed base than the 360. Other people think I’m crazy. I really like everything that Nintendo is doing.'"
So basically, Sony gets a beatdown, Mario gets a handjob.