
Dearest Sony,
We're all adults here. We'll forgive you when you pay folks too much to run a marketing campaign full-tilt into a brick wall of potential racism. We'll patiently nod and sigh while you're spinning yarns about numbers, and we'll loyally keep buying your PS2 to play GH2 while the PS3 flounders. We know you're very proud of God of War 2's sales numbers, and you certainly should be. But please, PLEASE, with the PS3 struggling at best (and slipping even further down the Japanese sales charts) and the PS2 being your main lifeline currently, please don't go and do something silly like behead a goat in public and have bare-chested lassies serving drinks around it.
Oh shit. too late.
Um, okay then. Well, then once again.... sigh.
Seriously, check out some choice cuts:
"At the event, guests competed to see who could eat the most offal – procured elsewhere and intended to resemble the goat’s intestines – from its stomach.
They also threw knives at targets and pulled live snakes from a pit with their bare hands.
Topless girls added to the louche atmosphere by dipping grapes into guests’ mouths, while a male model portraying Kratos, the game’s warrior hero, handed out garlands."