Well well well. Looks like Jacky boy had to make a deal with the devil to keep his looney ass out of jail. Dude needs a hobby. Where does he get his money, anyhow?

Hell, as Kotaku points out, even MSNBC is giving Jack the workover. Seriously, you'd think good lawyers everywhere would band together and feed this jackass to an Orca or something to keep him from sinking their collective rep even further. Sheesh.