Hey kids. So, been a little AWOL lately, I know. Not that this site has the traffic (yet) that will have millions of fanboys howling in withdrawl, but apologies nonetheless. I've been super under the weather in the past few days, and slammed at the 9-5. So expect content this week, but in hyper-condense, parsed-by-console fashion.

In the meantime, since my body/immune system is more or less busted, please enjoy the following video regarding equally busted consoles: